41 ways to melt a woman’s heart

Desi poate ca multi nu ar posta asa ceva, pt ca ar spune ca e mai bine sa pastreze pt ei, eu am sa pun, sa fie la dispozitia a cat mai multi oameni. Nu e neaparat ca o femeie sa fie placut impresionata la toate sfaturile de mai jos, dar ar trebui sa fie cel putin la jumatate din ele. 41 de moduri de a topi inima unei femei.

Fifty mistakes women make when having sex

1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief

MEN – simple minded ?

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Simtiti-va bine !

WOMEN

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

Women wait by the phone for a “safe at home call” from a friend after a snowy drive home.

Women have special qualities about them.

They volunteer for good causes.

They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins.

They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes and your neighbors.

They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up for injustice.

They are in the front row at PTA meetings.

They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues.

They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the Right school and for getting their family the right health care.

They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the “powers that be” for things that make for a better life.

They don’t take “no” for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.

They do without new shoes so their children can have them.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.

They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power.

But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.

Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.

They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

A woman’s touch can cure any ailment.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

She can make a romantic evening unforgettable.

Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.

They live in homes, apartments and cabins.

They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!

Women do more than just give birth.

They bring joy and hope.

They give compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.

MEN

Men are good at lifting heavy stuff.

Things A Guy DOESN’T Wish Women Knew

• Not all of us like sports. We just pretend to to seem more manly.
• We secretly memorize everything you wear.
• Don’t tell us to tell you if you look bad. Just… stop. We won’t. Ever. Under no circumstances.
• Likewise, we’ll never tell you when you’re wrong. Couches aren’t comfortable, for this is our destination when we tell you you’re wrong, especially that happy little time that comes about once a month.
• Not all guys are afraid of commitment.
• Likewise, not all guys want to take advantage of you so please, for the love of god, get over your “I hate men” bitching.
• There are things we don’t want you to do. We’ll never tell you.
• We really do think you’re cute when you’re tired.
• But you’re never cute when you’re mad at us. Never.
• Honestly, we really do think all girls are uglier than you. It’s how our brains work. So quit asking.
• Don’t ever come over and not want to cuddle or kiss.
• We secretly wish that you’d pick us over your friends, and when you don’t we’re secretly bummed.
• Muscle-y women are gross, disgusting, and all together vile. No cushion for the pushin’? Get out!
• Sometimes the only things that motivate us to even try at all in school are our wonderful girlfriends.
• We hate when you go on vacation without us and leave us all alone!
• Really, we hate when you do anything without us. (but we’ll never tell!)
• We hate the roads conversations take when you girls utter the words “I’m fine, I guess.”
• Oh, and we hate it when we can’t cheer you up. Throw us a bone, for goodness sake!
• We say you don’t need to dress up for us or wear makeup for us… but we sure would like you too!
• Never roll your eyes at us.
• We’re not kidding when we say we’ll trash any guy that looks at you.
  • And if any guy puts his arm around you that’s not my clone or me in a mirror, his head will emblazon the pike in my front yard.
• Whisper in our ear!
• Come behind US and hug us. It doesn’t always have to be us that does that to you!
• Tell us when we smell, please. We can’t tell and our guy friends don’t realize it.
• However, we’ll never tell you if you smell. See above.
  • But please don’t smell, we have this concept in our mind that girls are supposed to smell like flowers and sunshine.
    • Don’t shatter our concepts!
• When your boyfriend is a nerd, the least you can do is pretend to listen to him when he attempts to tell a funny story about his guild in World of Warcraft, or attempts to explain the physics of a tachyon.
• Oh, and nerds really are better lovers.
  • Plus, we’ll make a lot of money when we’re older, and chances are your football player boyfriend is gonna be bagging my groceries.