Top 100 Facts About Mihai Bogdan

Idee preluata de la BoBo ,desi mai aveam asta postata pe blogul de pe 360, dar daca nu spuneam ca e de la el imi scotea ochii. :p

1. Mihai Bogdan is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.
2. Mihai Bogdan was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
3. Mihai Bogdan was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
4. Mihai Bogdan was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.
5. Mihai Bogdan’s blood type is WD-40.
6. Mihai Bogdan irons his clothes while he’s wearing them.
7. Mihai Bogdan is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
8. Mihai Bogdan is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.
9. Mihai Bogdan invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.
10. Mihai Bogdan was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
11. Mihai Bogdan is the only one who can “try this at home.”
12. A man once claimed Mihai Bogdan kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false – no one could survive it the first time.
13. Along with his black belt, Mihai Bogdan often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
14. A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Mihai Bogdan, 3. Cancer
15. Mihai Bogdan’s dog is trained to pick up its own poop because Mihai Bogdan will not take crap from anyone.
16. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Mihai Bogdan is on.
17. After taking a steroids test doctors informed Mihai Bogdan that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said “of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?”
18. For Mihai Bogdan, every street is “one way”. His way.
19. For undercover police work, Mihai Bogdan pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
20. Every time someone uses the word “intense”, Mihai Bogdan always replies “you know what else is intense?” followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
21. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Mihai Bogdan’s first visit to Tokyo.
22. Before sliced bread was invented, people used to say “Thats the greatest thing since Mihai Bogdan”.
23. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Mihai Bogdan while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
24. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Mihai Bogdan”
25. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Mihai Bogdan and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
26. Guns don’t kill people. Mihai Bogdan kills People.
27. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Mihai Bogdan.
28. Mihai Bogdan became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.
29. He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Mihai Bogdan … dies.
30. If you Google search “Mihai Bogdan getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
31. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Mihai Bogdan.
32. Mihai Bogdan can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
33. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Mihai Bogdan would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period.
34. In an emergency, Mihai Bogdan can be used as a floatation device.
35. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Mihai Bogdan turned that wine into beer.
36. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Mihai Bogdan could use to kill you, including the room itself.
37. In the Words of Julius Caesar, “Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mihai Bogdan”. Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Mihai Bogdan.
38. If Mihai Bogdan wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.
39. If you spell Mihai Bogdan in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
40. If you ask Mihai Bogdan what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
41. If at first you don’t succeed, you must not be Mihai Bogdan.
42. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn’t chasing the jeep. Mihai Bogdan was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
43. If you work in an office with Mihai Bogdan, don’t ask him for his three-hole-punch.
44. As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Mihai Bogdan.”
45. Mihai Bogdan can predict the shuffle on his iPod.
46. Mihai Bogdan and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
47. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That’s true if you want to call Mihai Bogdan a giant meteor.
48. Mihai Bogdan can kill two stones with one bird.
49. Mihai Bogdan can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
50. Most people know that Descarte said, “I think, therefore I am.” What most people don’t know is that that quote continues, “…afraid of Mihai Bogdan.”
51. Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Mihai Bogdan jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
52. Love does hurts. But not as much as Mihai Bogdan.
53. No matter what your mother always said, Mihai Bogdan can tune a fish.
54. Mihai Bogdan counted to infinity – twice.
55. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Mihai Bogdan can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
56. Mihai Bogdan can speak braille.
57. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Mihai Bogdan is worth 1 billion words.
58. Not everyone that Mihai Bogdan is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
59. Most people fear the Reaper. Mihai Bogdan considers him “a promising Rookie”.
60. Mihai Bogdan doesn’t have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
61. On a high school math test, Mihai Bogdan put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Mihai Bogdan solves all his problems with Violence.
62. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Mihai Bogdan beats all 3 at the same time.
63. Mihai Bogdan died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell .
64. Mihai Bogdan is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.
65. Police label anyone attacking Mihai Bogdan as a Code 45-11…. a suicide.
66. Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped Mihai Bogdan’s house one Christmas.
67. Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Mihai Bogdan with “obstruction of justice.” This is because even Mihai Bogdan cannot be in two places at the same time.
68. Rules of fighting: 1) Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don’t bring a gun to a Mihai Bogdan fight.
69. Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Mihai Bogdan asks for a body bag.
70. Fifty years ago, Mihai Bogdan accidentally stubbed his toe. The USA still hasn’t fully repaired all of the ensuing damage.
71. People created the automobile to escape from Mihai Bogdan…Not to be outdone, Mihai Bogdan created the automobile accident.
72. Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Mihai Bogdan bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
73. Once a cobra bit Mihai Bogdan’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
74. Simply by pulling on both ends, Mihai Bogdan can stretch diamonds back into coal.
75. People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply… Mihai Bogdan
76. Mihai Bogdan can tie his shoes with his feet.
77. Mihai Bogdan used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
78. Mihai Bogdan does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Mihai Bogdan goes killing.
79. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mihai Bogdan pajamas.
80. Mihai Bogdan sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
81. Mihai Bogdan has beat the crap out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.
82. The crossing lights in Mihai Bogdan’s home town say “Die slowly” and “die quickly”. They each have a picture of Mihai Bogdan punching or kicking a pedestrian.
83. The easiest way to determine Mihai Bogdan’s age is to cut him in half and count the rings. Unfortunately, nothing can cut through Mihai Bogdan.
84. The Bible was originally titled “Mihai Bogdan and Friends”
85. The eternal conundrum “what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object” was finally solved when Mihai Bogdan punched himself in the face.
86. Circles exist because Mihai Bogdan beat the crap out of some squares.
87. Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Mihai Bogdan gets too hot.
88. Mihai Bogdan’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Mihai Bogdan.
89. Mihai Bogdan always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer.
90. The First rule of Mihai Bogdan is: you do not talk about Mihai Bogdan.
91. The chief export of Mihai Bogdan is Pain.
92. Google won’t search for Mihai Bogdan because it knows you don’t find Mihai Bogdan, he finds you.
93. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Mihai Bogdan has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
94. The opening scene of the movie “Saving Private Ryan” is loosely based on games of dodgeball Mihai Bogdan played in second grade.
95. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Mihai Bogdan to go around.
96. If Mihai Bogdan wants your opinion, he’ll beat it into you.
97. The phrase ‘dead ringer’ refers to someone who sits behind Mihai Bogdan in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
98. The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Mihai Bogdan
99. The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that Mihai Bogdan’s basement was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.
100. The square root of Mihai Bogdan is pain. Do not try to square Mihai Bogdan, the result is death.

Otis

La recomandarea lui Stefan, fac un post cu ce am patit ieri. Si anume eu si cu el si cu Leo ne-am blocat intr-un lift fabricat de cea mai buna firma de lifturi din lume ( OTIS, care apar si in Prison Break ). Pana a venit ala de la interventii (care nu prea se pricepea oricum, din moment ce nu stia decat sa dea restart la lift si atat, fara efect dealtfel) am mai ras putin cu baietii, au venit altii sa rada si ei de noi, etc. Deja dupa 20 minute devenea stresant, si am iesit intr-un final din lift dupa vreo 35-40 minute in care am stat blocati. Dupa aia am mers cu ciochi (care m-a asteptat jos vreo 40 minute, cu sufletul la gura ) sa ne intalnim cu astia, alaturi de care am baut ca sa sarbatorim putin ziua lu irina, si apoi.. nu mai conteaza

Ce chestii mai vroiam sa postez mai demult, dar nu am avut timp sau chef sa o fac : cea mai buna ciorba de burta pe care am mancat-o vreodata a fost la “La Mama”, nu a necesitat nici o interventie din partea mea (otet, piper) ; sunt dezamagit de cat de lenes si de indiferent sunt. E aiurea cum nu ma intereseaza mai deloc facultatea si nu fac nimic pt asta. Sunt dezamagit de mine . Aveam ideile astea in cap inca dinainte de sesiune, acum sesiunea e gata, e si o restanta acolo.. mai trebuie sa prezint un colocviu pt licenta, pt care nu am facut nimic. Doar am timp o saptamana nu, right ? Anyway, ma enerveaza sa merg cu 123 de la/spre Unirii/Vitan datorita aglomeratiei si oamenilor care calatoresc cu acea “masina”. Apropo pt bucurestenii care nu cunosc termenul de autobus, troleibus, etc si folosesc “MASINA” (sunt cu masina 330, etc) : mi-am tinut gura de fiecare data cand va auzeam vorbind la telefon si mentionati ca erati in masina, dar in momentul in care am auzit un copchil spunand ca e in “MASINA 41″ ( care e de fapt un tramvai), nu m-am putut abtine sa nu ii zic ca e prost. O sa mai revin cu ce mai am prin cap in curand. Trebuie sa revin si cu posturi cu cele mai frumoase 10 locuri din lume, am promis sa postez zilnic si nu m-am tinut de promisiune. Eiiii..dracia dracului!

My Cyborg Name

Am vazut la BoBo widgetul asta si mi s-a parut foarte comic, doar ca n-o sa il adaug si eu sa ma acuze apoi de plagiat. Am sa fac doar un post cu “explicatia” numelui meu, pt ca mi s-a parut f funny.

Sărbători fericite !

P.S. : thanks to grapefruits acum ninge la mine pe blog

Schimbare de tema ?

De ceva vreme mi se pare ca tema asta, cu doar 2 coloane, devine putin sufocata si cam marunta pt cantitatea de informatii pe care as dori sa o afisez. Cu ceva timp in urma am incercat pt cateva ore o tema pe 3 coloane, dar singurele persoane (f putine la numar) care au apucat sa vada tema respectiva, mi-au recomandat sa revin la tema veche, adica asta care o am in prezent. Ideea e ca, cu un singur sidebar, nu pot afisa tot ceea ce imi doresc sa afisez, fara sa ma lungesc mult in jos cu diverse widgeturi. Mi-as dori sa imi aleg o tema pe 3 coloane, mai serioasa, care va da in acelasi timp si un aspect mai profesional blogului, si va putea face fata unei cantitati mai mare de informatii.

Leapșa cu cartea

Cumva am primit o “leapsa”, si pt ca cealalta, primita de la radu, cu 99 de lucruri despre mine, nu am onorat-o ( nu am niciodata destul timp sau chef sa scriu atatea chestii despre mine, si decat sa scriu chestii stupide, mai bine nu scriu ), am sa o onorez pe asta, primita de la bobo.

Ideea e urmatoarea :

Leapșa cu cartea sună cam așa:

1. Pune mâna pe prima carte care “îți sare în cale”
2. Deschide-o la pagina 68 (dacă sugerez pagina 69 mă faceţi obsedat sexual)
3. Caută a 3a frază/propoziţie
4. Scrie pe blog următoarele patru fraze/propoziţii.
5. Ai grijă să “mănânci” din fiecare frază/propoziţie al 2-lea, al 5-lea şi al 8-lea cuvânt, iar la sfârşit de frază/propoziţie să adăugaţi “motan chipeş”.

Am deschis prima carte care mi-a cazut in mana la pagina 68, care era goala, asa ca am trecut la pagina 69, deci :

Cartea : Idei americane pentru manageri romani

Cand firma este si mica, organizatorica este foarte simpla : intreprinzatorul (patronul) si subordonatii sai, motan chipes.Pe ce firma rezultate bune creste, mult mai multe functii se adauga si personalul salariat devine foarte specializat motan chipes. Coordonarea din ce ce mai caci liniile de transpitere a informatiilor sunt tot mai lungi si este tot mai greu de realizat orientarea intregului personal catre telul comun, motan chipes.

El e Radu

El e Radu. S-a simtit ofensat cand am vrut sa ii urez LMA de ziua lui si am postat o poza cu el cand avea degetul in gura, aici. Nu am facut-o ca sa il jignesc, imi pare rau ca ai inteles asta. Acum postez o poza cu el cand avea impresia ca face gratar. Daca nici poza asta nu-ti convine, imi tai pula. Am cautat alta poza cu tine o noapte intreaga.

P.S.: Nu m-a rugat el sa fac asta